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"Pope Benedict XVI (born Joseph Alois Ratzinger on April 16, 1927) is the 265th and reigning Pope, the Bishop of Rome, the spiritual head of the Roman Catholic Church, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, and a dick. To be more specific, he is a dick who holds a position historically held by dicks, and which actually requires you to wear a hat that kind of looks like a dick.
Raised in Bavaria, Benedict XVI has both Vatican and German citizenship. Germany, of course, is a veritable dick factory, churning out the likes of Joseph Goebbels, Karl Marx, that “Sprockets” character Mike Myers used to do, and patron saint of dicks, Adolph Hitler. Is it a coincidence that 14 year-old Joey Ratzinger was enrolled in the Hitler Youth? No, it is not.
Benedict XVI is not just a dick because of his own actions, but also by virtue of his role as Pope and the traditional characteristics that accompany it, such as hypocrisy, shortsightedness, stubbornness, and the insistence that everybody’s lives be governed by a 3,000-year-old book of fairy tales written by wandering desert nomads who were likely hallucinating from lack of water."

—Pope Benedict XVI - Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks

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